George visits the office

INT. A RECRUITMENT OFFICE - CENTRE OF BICESTER- TWO COLLEAGUES SIT TYPING

BOSS MAN

We're so short of staff. If only I could find someone to work a few hours this afternoon. Holly?

HOLLY

I'd love to, but my puppy...

BOSS MAN 

Bring him in!

HOLLY

Are you sure?

BOSS MAN

Totes

HOLLY

OMG fun! People will fawn and I'll be super popular and always remembered as the girl who brought in the adorable little soppy puppy for everyone to play with on a Friday afternoon.

BOSS MAN

Wait a second, he won't poop and pee everywhere will he?

HOLLY 

Um...

How does this situation pan out? Does George -

a.) Sit quietly on the carpet chewing on his rawhide, taking time out for a nap every so often
b.) Obediently show off all of the tricks he has taught himself, give himself a bath and then lie in his bed playing with his chew-toy
c.) Poop and pee everywhere but on the paper; howl when placed inside his pen during 'clean up time'; steal the sponge when let out; steal the cap from the carpet cleaner and run down the hallway; steal the kitchen roll and hide underneath the desk; take a crotch dive at the boss' sister; chew every wire in sight; strip the wooden panel off the edge of the desk; pull a plug out of the wall; and for the finale, pull the untied bag of poop out of the bin and shake it (seemingly in slow motion) from side to side, spraying the room with the remains of three clean ups

If you guessed a.) or b.) you've clearly never met George. The moral of the story, if you ever bring your puppy into work - don't forget the rawhide!

Proof of my idiocracy...

George waiting for the next candidate. Future in recruitment?